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Batter & Brine

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Lift it while it is golden.

A seaside chip shop where every basket cooks on its own clock, through pale, golden, brown and burnt, and the fryer does not wait for you.

Batter & Brine on an iPhone

What kind of game is Batter & Brine?

A cosy time-management game for iPhone, iPad and Android set in a seaside chip shop. You fry cod, chips, sausages, fishcakes and scampi, lift each basket while it is golden, and serve the queue before they give up. A shift lasts about a minute.

This one is for you if

  • You like a game that builds a real skill rather than a habit
  • You would enjoy working a counter by ear
  • You have a favourite chip shop and strong opinions about it
  • The fryer does not wait

    Every basket cooks on its own clock while you serve the queue. Lift in the middle third of the golden window for a crunch, a sparkle and a bonus tip.

  • Play by ear

    Every basket has its own sizzle, and it rises in pitch as it browns. You can work a busy counter on sound alone once your ear is in.

  • A Wall of Regulars

    Twenty-four locals with the same order every time. The Harbourmaster brings a gold ticket and pays triple.

4
stages in every basket: pale, golden, brown, burnt, each on its own clock
24
regulars to pin on the wall, from the lifeboat cox to a terrier in a raincoat
£2.99
once to remove ads, forever, for the whole family

Before you tap

What does Crispy mean?
The golden window has a middle third. Lift a basket right in the centre of it and the portion comes out Crispy, which pays a bonus tip and makes a very satisfying noise.
Is Batter & Brine free?
Yes. It is free with ads between shifts, never during one. A single £2.99 purchase removes every ad forever and is shared with your family.
When is it out?
Batter & Brine is finished and heading to the App Store and Google Play. Email [email protected] if you want to hear when it lands.

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Lift it while it is golden.

Free. £2.99 once if you would rather have no adverts.