Not Your Eggs
Live on the App Store, Android to follow
You are a hen. Nobody is taking your eggs.
Sixty seconds of saying no to a farmer, a fox, a magpie, a duck with no manners and a very determined toddler.
What kind of game is Not Your Eggs?
A cosy reflex game for iPhone, iPad and Android. You are Hattie, a broody hen. For sixty seconds the whole farm tries to take an egg, and you tap to peck them away. Whatever survives hatches into chicks for your brood book.
This one is for you if
- You want something daft that asks nothing of you
- You like a game you can be properly good at by Tuesday
- You have a soft spot for a stubborn animal
One thumb, one stubborn bird
Tap near anything that moves and Hattie pecks in the right direction. Ducks take two pecks. Toddlers take three, gently.
A growing cast of chancers
The farmer on day one, the fox on day three, then the magpie, the duck, the toddler and a cat who pretends it is not interested.
Everything that survives hatches
Sunny, Biscuit, Pepper, Freckle, Snowdrop, Bluebell, and one golden Goldie in a hundred. Fill the brood book.
- 6
- intruders, arriving one by one as the days go on
- 7
- chick breeds to hatch, with a golden one in every hundred
- 5
- hats. They do nothing at all. She loves them.
Before you tap
- Is Not Your Eggs free?
- Yes. It is free with ads only between sits, never during one. A single £2.99 purchase removes every ad forever and is shared with your family.
- Is it suitable for children?
- It is rated 4+ and the toddler is pecked very gently. It is not made for young children, and the free version shows adverts, so an adult should set it up.
- Where can I get it?
- Not Your Eggs is out now on the App Store for iPhone and iPad, free to download. The Android build is finished and following shortly on Google Play.
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You are a hen. Nobody is taking your eggs.
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